WTF?! Shaina Swan and Rayver Cullen?

Ive read some violent reactions, but for me..

PWEDE narin..

They look cute together...Magaling umarte pareho, ang badtrip lang, magpapayaman lang ang STAR CINEMA jan, nakikisabay pa sa hype.. tas ang makulit nian, si Binibining Joyce Bernal pa magdidirect jan.... nyaaaaaaa!!!

Grabe, sana hindi sila igrant ng franchise ni Stephenie Mayer, ang corny mga pare, although like ko silang 2 artista, ayokong manuod ng film na ganito mga lines.....:

(copied from Michan)

How would they ever sound in tagalog? [Copied from Nadz]

"kay tangang tupa..."
"kay gagong masukistang leon!"

"tungkol sa tatlong bagay na siguradong positibo ako:
una, si edward ay isang bampira...
pangalawa, may isang parte sa kanya, at hndi ko alam kung gaano kalakas iyon..na uhaw sa aking dugo...
at pangatlo, hndi maitatangging ako'y walang sawang inlab sa kanya"

"maging ligtas mahal..."

"ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon"

"estupidong may-ari ng makintab na VOLVO"

"pano kung hindi ako ang bida, pano kung ako ung masamang tao???"

"ikaw ang eksaktong tatak ng droga ko"

"Imposible ang iyong kabilisan at lakas.
Ang `yong balat ay maputi`t maputla at yelo`ng lamig.
Nagiiba ang kulay ng mata mo at
minsan kung magsalita ka para kang galing ng ibang panahon.
Hindi kalumalabas kapag maaraw. Ilang taon kana?"
"Labing pito."
"Gano katagal kanang labing pito?"
"Matagal-tagal narin."

"alam ko kung ano ka"
"sabihin mo... sabihin mo ng malakas..."
"bampira!"
"natatakot ka ba?"
"hindi"

"takot ka ba?"
"ang ikinatatakot ko lang ay ang mawala ka sa akin"

"kung kaya mong mabuhay habang panahon, ano ang ikabubuhay mo???"

"punyeta bella, ikaw ang magiging kamatayan ko"

"*singhot* mmmm... nagdala ka ng baon..."

"aking lalaking unggoy!"

"humawak ka ng mahigpit, gagambang unggoy"

**for fun lang: THE NAME GAME (Diane and Jed)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

- Diane M. Gervacio and John Eduardo H. Roda

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of your first name plus izzle):

- diazzle :) Jedizzle :)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal):

- White Alligator and White Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(your middle name and street you live on)

- Mateo JP Rizal (corny ng aken!) ke Jed malufet --->>> Hipos Brescia

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

- Gerdi and RodJe


6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

- Gold Pineapple (nux, saucy ah?) and Blue Rootbeer (what would it taste like?)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your Last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name)

- Irganda (cool?!) and Od Ridfh (amf!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names before marriage)

- Lara Fabian (hahahha! seryoso to! Meteor Garden??!!) Marceliano C. (dunno his dad's middle name)

9.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets )

- Black Bricky and Black Chibugs

Got No Emphaty for Marky?

Whoah. Are people not updated with the news or I’m just bakya?

First its Rico Yan,

then Marky Cielo.

Who’s next?


Nah, just joking Jed. Just cant believe that two of the guys whom Jed shares semblance with died of the same cause.


Bangungot.



Or did they?



Rumor has it that Rico Yan overdosed with drugs and speculations in my office said that Marky Cielo committed suicide.



Waaaaa, affected ako kay Marky sobra, men, who would wanna see the creator at 20? It’s the time when we become chimneys for puffing packs and packs of cigs daily and when we set aside our daily dosage of Liveraid to couter the gallons of alcohol we take….

Eto yung kasarapan ng buhay, and sad to say, Marky wont experience it anymore.

He lived a good life, kaya nga kinuha agad ni Lord eh.

Kaya Jed, wag ka mashadong magpakabait, ayoko pa mabyuda!

Now, thank you lord, dahil kahit overeating ako lagi, hindi ako binabangungot ng matindi.