Ito nga ba ang dahilan kung bakit nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki...?
Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.
Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,
"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"
Sabay lundag sa ilog.
Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,
"Ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...
"Hindi po."
Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,
"Ito ba?
"Hindi po."
Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,
"Ito ba?"
"Opo!"
Natuwa ang anghel.
"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa iyo na rin ang gold and silver hammers!"
Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro.
Litaw si guardian angel.
"Tutulungan kita."
Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.
"Ito ba ang misis mo?"
Sagot si Pedro, "Opo!"
Nagalit si anghel, "Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."
Nag-reason-out si Pedro, "Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.
At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.
Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Kaya lang naman nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki eh for a good and noble reason.
----hmmm.. ganon ba un? well.. kaya siguro honest mga babae, kasi gusto din namin ng 3 martilyo, isang gold, isang silver at isa may tatak na GUCCI o LV.
Reposted from egroups. Post by
Edgar M. Sandalo
Project Manager
Asset Management Department
Social Security System
East Avenue, Diliman, Quezon City
The Philippines
Monday, July 14, 2008
Alamat kung bakit sinungaling ang mga lalaki
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Sinong kamukha ni Marky Cielo?
hehehe...
i love u jed.
aral ka mabuti!
tomorrow.. may 11 months nalang tayo sa contract natin!
Japanese Luxury Food: Miswa na may Ice, Japanese Rare Cheesecake and Green Tea Ice Cream
haha.. we were eating dinner, prepared by jed, when we started talking about my thesis. i really thought food is a great product to sell and Citta Italia (their village) is a great trading area.. since most of the residents are well off.
i never realized Jed was gifted in the kitchen until he made me some of his Golden Fried Rice mixed with Chris Brown PorkCHop.. haha (just wanted to call it that way to sound more delicious!)
going back to my thesis..
i am sooo thankful to JED for volunteering to prepare for my product...
sabi nga nia..
"he has the skills and the connections"
and i said, i have the words and the deadlines! wahehe
***
im soo impressed that he was this smart!
i just can express how happy i am now, he got me in the mood again for skul and now i made new goals..
BEST THESIS!!!
***
here are some excerpts of our online discussion:
jed roda: mahal e2 po ung ingredients
die-yin Gervacio: kasi kung jan sa lugar nio un gawin kong market
jed roda: * 3/4 cup cream cheese, softened
* 3/4 cup and 2 tbsps plain yogurt
* 1/3 cup sugar
* 2 Tbsp. lemon juice
* 1 Tbsp. gelatine powder
* 1/4 cup water
* For Crust: 1 cup crushed graham crackers & 3 Tbsp. butter & 1 Tbsp. sugar
die-yin Gervacio: mas maganda
jed roda: cge gwin tingnan ntin mahal q
jed roda: svhin q cla d2
die-yin Gervacio: ahh yan ba ung rare?
die-yin Gervacio: cheese cake?
jed roda: opo yan ung rare cheesecake mahal q
jed roda: opo
die-yin Gervacio: bakit rare?
die-yin Gervacio: anogn meron?
die-yin Gervacio: ehh diba, kung ako yan sa goldi or red ribon nalang ako bibili diba?
die-yin Gervacio: mahal ko
die-yin Gervacio: ano kaya tingen mo
jed roda: e2 mahal q bsahin qng bkit rare ok
die-yin Gervacio: bibili kaya sila?
jed roda: No bake cheesecakes are called "rare cheese cake" in Japan. Rare cheesecakes are chilled and served with fresh fruits or fruit sauces. It's easy to make this dessert at home.
***
die-yin Gervacio: no bake
die-yin Gervacio: hmm
jed roda: opo no bake mahal q
jed roda: kya rare yan o
jed roda: ok nb sau yan mahal q
jed roda: ano try ntin\
die-yin Gervacio: hmmm
die-yin Gervacio: di ako convinced eh
die-yin Gervacio: heheh
die-yin Gervacio: ung market kasi
die-yin Gervacio: kanino kko ibebenta
die-yin Gervacio: un ang tanong!
jed roda: ahh ok
jed roda: ehh d mgsurvei muna tau
jed roda: pwde nmn un ahh
jed roda: mg free taste muna tau
jed roda: db
die-yin Gervacio: galing mo ah infairnez
die-yin Gervacio: grabeh ka!!
jed roda: tpoz subukan ntin
die-yin Gervacio: i love u na!!
die-yin Gervacio: heheeh
jed roda: hehehehe
die-yin Gervacio: galing mo!!!
jed roda: love u 2 mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: sobrang me kwnta kausap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die-yin Gervacio: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jed roda: tpoz gwa tau ng surveilance kpg ntikman nla un tanungin ntin cla qng masarp b o ndi
die-yin Gervacio: may mga magulang ba ung mga tropa mo
die-yin Gervacio: kung sa mga moms natin ibenta ung cake natin?
jed roda: pwde rin mahal q
jed roda: pwde s mga parents nla
jed roda: cla p
jed roda: hehehehe
die-yin Gervacio: oo diba?!
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
jed roda: c nmac lalo n mhilig s cake un
die-yin Gervacio: gandahan ko nalang packaging
die-yin Gervacio: wow
jed roda: ohh db mahal q
jed roda: subukan ntin
die-yin Gervacio: gusto malaman nutrition facts
die-yin Gervacio: para mai angle natin na healty
die-yin Gervacio: alternative sa mga cakes na super tamis for diabetic
die-yin Gervacio: things
die-yin Gervacio: hanap tau alternative na mababa sa sugar
die-yin Gervacio: ganon
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: pero mtamis parin
die-yin Gervacio: pwede ba fruits sa diabetic?
jed roda: ok cge
jed roda: pwde nmn po mahal q
***
die-yin Gervacio: may gusto ko green tea chocolate cake
die-yin Gervacio: whoah!
jed roda: hehehehe
jed roda: make it sure n kya ntin gwin huh?
jed roda: ok/
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: papagawa nalang tau if ever
die-yin Gervacio: green tea ice cream!!
die-yin Gervacio: coolness
jed roda: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
jed roda: gwin ntin mas mbuti pra nxt time kpg my oorder kya ntin gwin db
jed roda: ndi tau mgpapagwa ok
jed roda: kya ntin 2
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
die-yin Gervacio: gusto ko tong green tea ice cream
die-yin Gervacio: green tea nakkapayat eh
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: so parang alternative sa yogurt
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: hmmm
die-yin Gervacio: may ingredient kaya na l carnitine?
die-yin Gervacio: ?
die-yin Gervacio: hmmmm
die-yin Gervacio: alam mo un un ung nakakapayat eh
jed roda: gnun b mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: ang tanga ko talaga
jed roda: bkit ndi ntin ilagy ung fit and ryt s ingredients db
die-yin Gervacio: bakit ba di ako nagresearch noon pa
jed roda: my L canitine dun
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
die-yin Gervacio: wahaha
jed roda: pure L carnitine
die-yin Gervacio: oo nga nuh!
die-yin Gervacio: me juicve
die-yin Gervacio: eh lasa nang pineapple un
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
jed roda: db mahal q
jed roda: pwde nmn un
die-yin Gervacio: green tea nga eh!
jed roda: kc my juice
jed roda: gnun b
die-yin Gervacio: pero trip ko un ah?!
die-yin Gervacio: tas bili tau ng magandang lalagyan
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
jed roda: ndi rin mahal q madame nmng mflavor un ehh
die-yin Gervacio: gnon?
die-yin Gervacio: hmmm
die-yin Gervacio: maganda din un iba ibang flavors
die-yin Gervacio: kung magice cream tau bibili ako ng ice cream maker
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
jed roda: uu nga ehh
jed roda: pero mpapagstos kpa ng malaki nun
jed roda: dpt ung skto lng s budget ok
die-yin Gervacio: ok lang un
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
die-yin Gervacio: malay mo maging click!
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
jed roda: hehehehe
die-yin Gervacio: jedoicecream
jed roda: tinganan ntin mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: yan name ng ice cream ko
jed roda: hehehehe
jed roda: gnun
die-yin Gervacio: o kea japanicecream
jed roda: hehehehe
die-yin Gervacio: okaya japaNICEcream
jed roda: hmmmm
jed roda: gwin muna ntin
die-yin Gervacio:
jed roda: ung name s ice cream madli lng mahal q
jed roda: ung pgwa muna ang kailangan ntin ok
die-yin Gervacio: oo na
die-yin Gervacio: sige na bilib na ako masyado sau
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
jed roda: ndi nmn s gnun mahal q
jed roda: tinutulungan lng po kita
jed roda: d2 nlng aq babawi sau ok?
die-yin Gervacio: mahal ko
jed roda: po?
die-yin Gervacio: green tea cake
jed roda: hmmmm
die-yin Gervacio: tas sa ibabaw green tea ice cream
die-yin Gervacio: uso kasi green tea ngayon eh
die-yin Gervacio: dahil nakakapayat!
die-yin Gervacio: wahaha
jed roda: pero mas gsto q ung rare cake kc prang bebenta un ehh
jed roda: ndi nmn s nkakapyat ung green tea ehh mas importante dun ung pano mo po msasatisfy ung customer ok
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: naks naman
die-yin Gervacio: shet para kang marketing graduate mahal koooooooooooooo!!!!
die-yin Gervacio: i love u na tlaga!!!
***
die-yin Gervacio: GUSTO KO MAGBENTA SA CITTA
die-yin Gervacio: KASI
die-yin Gervacio: madaming mayayaman
jed roda: ehh madali lng nmn mgbenta dun ehh
die-yin Gervacio: at hindi laging napapadaan sa mall or something to buy desserts
die-yin Gervacio: right?
jed roda: madame nmn aqng contact s mga tropa
die-yin Gervacio: oo nga eh!
die-yin Gervacio: lupit so ako nalang bahala sa packaging at sa capital and all that
jed roda: i have lots of idea 4 my diane
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: wow!!!
die-yin Gervacio: astig!!
die-yin Gervacio: grabeh!!!!
jed roda: hehehehe
die-yin Gervacio: nako talaga!!
die-yin Gervacio: saya!
jed roda: aq n ang bahal gumwa den
die-yin Gervacio: u dont understand how im feeling today!
jed roda: tlga?
die-yin Gervacio:
jed roda: happy kb ngyn mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: kelangan ko ng lalakeng tutulong sakin eh! ung may utak at nakakaintindi ng mga ginagawa ko
die-yin Gervacio: saya ko!
die-yin Gervacio: hahaha
die-yin Gervacio: wow nakakahiya naman sau mahal
die-yin Gervacio: tinutulungan mo ko!
jed roda: ok lng un mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: gagawa ako ng borchure
die-yin Gervacio: ng mga flavors ng rare cheesecakes natin
die-yin Gervacio: tas un ung ipapakita natin
jed roda: ok cge
die-yin Gervacio: then para makaorder sila?
jed roda: good idad
die-yin Gervacio: ok ba un?
jed roda: good idea
jed roda: ok po un
die-yin Gervacio: then gagwa din ako ng multiply ng cakes natin
die-yin Gervacio: dapat gawa tau ng mga flavors tas magphotoshoot tau ng mga cakes natin
die-yin Gervacio: ok ba un?
jed roda: ok un
jed roda: nice plan
die-yin Gervacio: tignan mo ung negosyo ng kaojt ko dati
die-yin Gervacio: teka send ko sau link
die-yin Gervacio: heheh
die-yin Gervacio: negosyante to eh
jed roda: ok po mahal q
die-yin Gervacio: 18 lang
die-yin Gervacio: mayaman kasi eh
die-yin Gervacio: ung ngang so sosy gurl
jed roda: ahh kya nmn pla ehh
jed roda: gnun b mahal q
jed roda: wlang panama yan stin kpg gumwa ntin tau
die-yin Gervacio: hehehe
die-yin Gervacio: nice
die-yin Gervacio: yan gusto ko sa fighting spirit ng mahal ko
jed roda: hehehehe
jed roda: im doing dis 4 my diane
jed roda: and noting else more
die-yin Gervacio: wow
die-yin Gervacio: super touched!
die-yin Gervacio: grabeh
die-yin Gervacio: i can feel succes running down our veins
die-yin Gervacio: hehe
die-yin Gervacio: grabeh
jed roda: heheehhe
jed roda: bsta s mahal q
jed roda: gagawin q ang mkakaya q pra sau mahal q
***basta masaya ako! un lang bow.
finally.
i met someone na makakasakay sa mga kakikayan ko sa buhay, sa pagka-adik ko sa sayaw, sa plans ko for BEST THESIS at higit sa lahat plans ko for WORLD DOMINATION. (i can hear my cousin kye murmuring in my ear, sha kasi may plan nun eh!)
so to end this post, let me write down a quote i got from a friend:
"its pointless to be in a relationship if you can't see yourself spending the rest of your life with your partner. TRUE LOVE IS NOT A PAST TIME. Choose someone whom you can share and talk things with and whom you can be friends with for when the passion runs out, your love for each other will remain..."
***
haha.. wala yata relation sa post ko...
meron naman.. i mean jed is someone i know i can be friends with... and be my business partner probably?
Monday, July 7, 2008
Updates and Amazing Trippin'
its not about sex, let me clear things out.
andun cousin nia si Nam and yung mom nia, si Tita Heidi.
ang fun nga kasi, one time:
KNOCK KNOCK!!!!
(jed opens the door)
jed: oh, mama? bakit?
tita heidi: ang lakas ng ulan!!!! tara ligo tayo sa ulan!!!!
(diane, kislap mata!)
***
isa sa mga simpleng pangarap ko, ang maligo sa ulan.
***
what else? hmmm...
nag celebrate sha ng bday nia with me!
show boy jed love, show girl diane
chubo!
kim and nam
tita heidi and me
***
ive already introduced jed to my friends and to my cousin KYE...
kye gave jed the
double thumbs up!haha!
***
the three of us had been dating for three consecutive Saturdays now, dati Jolibee badudels lang kami.. tas naging Figaro na.. and last Saturday was one of the freakiest night we had! ang lakas ng trip namen!
1. Videoke
2. Drink and get drunk.
3. Puff your lungs out.
4. mag-trip at mag check in sa motel!
5. at magkita-kita ulit kinabukasan para manuod ng sine, magyosi sa labas ng SM bacoor at kumain ng goto at beef mami! saya!
TAKE NOTE, KASAMA KO INSAN KO SA LAHAT NG ITO KAYA WAG KA MAGISIP NG MASAMA!
***
grabeh, masyado yata kaming enjoy sa buhay naming tatlo.. magbabarkada kami "oo".. ang saya pala ng ganito.. na yung ka-love interest mo, is barkada mo ren. you share the common trip and interests! saya ng buhay!
***
update nalang ulit next time!
the existence of the contract
buti nga my camera phone is still able to take snapshots of all the events that happened in my life.
hindi naman blurred at pixelated ung images ng buhay ko...
every thing is clear.
sabi ko nga, "malinaw pa sa araw."
ang galing pwede pala yung ganito, in three weeks time, napantayan ni jed lahat ng ginawa ni Adrian for me sa loob ng 5 years...
ngayon malapit na kaming maging 1 month ni jed.. lalo pa yatang natapatan ni jed lahat ng ginawa ni Adrian for me.
happy ako, oo, pero sad narin dahil, imagine, for 5 long years... ganon lang ang nagawa ni adrian for me.
so sad.
pero sabi ko nga, lets just focus for the future.
hope for the best.
so now, let me tour you sa history namin ni jed.
***
mag-kachat kami ni jed since 2008 summer vacation..i think end of march kami nagkachokeran.
since he was so much younger than me, i treated him as my "anak"
ewww.. incest you may say, pero ganon talaga ang buhay!
haha...
mommy nia ako at daddy nia si Adrian..
i was telling him, of course, all the good stuffs about Adrian..
so botong-boto naman siya..
sa life naman niya, he was telling me how sick he was waiting for his girfriend.
his gurl, flew to japan to work and the next thing he knew, she's about to marry a Japanese guy.
poor jed.
at least i was here to comfort him.
***
and the first EB came.
damn, it struck me. bata pala talaga si Jed.
haha.
chubby boy but still with cute chinito eyes.
may funky earrings pa. nice!
***
so continue lang ang aming pagchachat hanggang sa tumilaok na ang mga
alagang manok ng tito kong sabungero...
then, natypan ni Jed ung schoolmate ko, si Darlene.
sabi ko naman, naku, Jed deserved to be happy.
why not diba? ilalakad ko siya.
***
naka set na ang introduction ko ke jed kay dar.
dar already agreed to go online para mapakilala ko si jed
then the most stupid thing in the world happen.
or say, i did the most stupid deed in the world.
"jed, alam mo crush kita!"
***
tanga! bakit mo sinabi un, eh ilalakad mo na nga siya ke dar diba?
BOPOLS.
kaya ayon, imbes na ipursue si Dar.
ampotah.
ako ang nipursue ng anak ko!
eto ang INCEST!
***
then we decided to meet up again.
iintroduce ko si jed sa mga gradeskul frends ko, hannah and hazel.
nag starbucks kami non..
tapos pumunta kami kina Jed.
magnight swimming sana kami, pero sarado na club hauz.
so we ate dinner nalang..
then we chilled.
***
at inabot ako ng disoras ng gabi at sa kanila ako natulog.
oo may nangyari.
kasalanan ko, dahil may boyfriend ako, pero lumandi parin ako.
***
so maybe i was guilty for breaking up with adrian.
i have someone else in mind (and in my heart) then id still go back to adrian.
hirap magpretend na parang okay lang ang lahat.
bothered ako,
dahil gusto ko narin si Jed.
so i ditched adrian.
and chosed jed.
***
AND NOW, THE CONTRACT WAS CREATED.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
finished contract
before i created a contract with jed..
i finished first my contract with adrian, my boyfriend of 5 years.
yep. maybe i got your nosy self asking, "why the hell did i leave him?"
im sorry, but i dunno either...but one thing im certain. im definitely happy with jed now.
and now, i created this blog to be an avenue of all my thoughts and feelings as i enter a new contract with another significant person, jed.
one year contract, kasi pupunta siyang new york.. and im not a patron of long distance relationship...
bahala na kung ano mangyari, basta ang importante, ayoko makasuhan ni jed ng breach of contract kaya i will do anything to make this contract work...
